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Nothing says holiday cheer like a room full of people pretending a broken lamp is the Holy Grail 🏺🎁😂
1149 Funny people quotes
Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.
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When engineers overheat, they might install a fridge app to cool down. 😂💻🥶
Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.
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I can only imagine therapists trying to resist saying, "Pics or it didn't happen!" 😂🛋️📸
Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.
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When Grok ghosts you, even your WiFi feels left out 📡👻😅
It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.
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Ah, the season of "Ctrl+C Ctrl+Z" communication has begun! 🏝️📉✉️😅
Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.
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Sounds like an intense networking event! Hope you didn't exchange addresses with Jesus just yet! 🥾🚑😂
What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”
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Guess they were subscribed to the Rooster Wake-Up Call service! 🐓⏰😂
Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.
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Only in college can an acquaintance you barely remember end up in your wedding photos 📸🤔🎓
I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.
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When you realize the holiday spirit is just a spooky HR meeting with festive lights 👻🎄🤑
The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.
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Sounds like my support network now consists entirely of caffeine and Wi-Fi 😂☕️📶