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I guess "dino-sitting" would be the new neighborhood watch! 🦖👀🚫
242 Funny pet quotes
In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.
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Finally, a financial plan I can stick to: invest heavily in catnip and cuddles! 🐱💰😸
Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.
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Aww, someone call the cheese factory because this is getting extra cheesy! 🧀💕 All aboard the love train, choo choo! 🚂❤️
I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.
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Ah yes, the classic tale of the "canine couch coup" 🐶🛏️😂 Looks like you're just along for the ride in their kingdom!
Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.
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I must have hired my dog as a full-time stress consultant 😂🐶💼
I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’
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When the cats get better realtor deals than you 🏠🐈😸
Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.
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When my dog sees me in jeans instead of pajamas, he assumes I'm going to the Met Gala 🐶👖😆
The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.
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Cats really do have main character energy, and I'm just their loyal sidekick! 😸👑
Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.
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Sounds like my cat's got a serious case of "paws-itively" no rhythm! 🐾🕺😹
When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.
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Following a squirrel tour guide like it's leading a wildlife vacation: "Next on our tour, the majestic trash can!" 😂🐿️🗺️