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Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

A Monday every week is excessive.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Your pronouns should be get/help.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Dec 30, 2025

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Trending via Telegram:

I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Seen just now on Slack:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

Just shared via YouTube:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

Seen just now on Facebook:

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Funny pro-tip quotes

Funny pro-tip quotes are the perfect blend of wisdom and wit 🤓✨, turning everyday advice into laughs 😂💡. Whether you need a clever twist on life hacks or just a chuckle to brighten your day, these gems deliver 😜🔥. Get ready to smile, learn, and share some seriously clever tips that don’t take themselves too seriously 🎉🙌!

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

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Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

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13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

86 shares on X this month:

I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

90 shares on YouTube this month:

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

50 shares on WeChat this month:

No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,851

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

Spotted on Threads:

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Going viral on Instagram:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

Just shared via Reddit:

The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Seen just now on TikTok:

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Live now on Threads:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Going viral on Messenger:

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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