Funny pro-tip quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

  Commentary:
  "🍝💰 'Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.' 🤑🔮 Looks like the future is shaped by carb-loaded success stories! 🚀🍝 Invest in noodles, reap the delicious rewards! 😄👌 #PastaProfits"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

  Commentary:
  "Pro Tip: Unless you want your snow angel to have a 'special' aroma… 🐶❄️ Just saying! 😂 #NotTheBestIdea"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

  Commentary:
  😂 "Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something. Because nothing distracts you from a headache better than an intense toe-ache! Remember, pain is temporary, but the memory of stubbing your toe will last forever. 😅🦶 #LifeHacks"

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