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Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

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Just shared via X:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Making waves on Facebook:

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

Trending via Facebook:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

Trending via Discord:

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Shared recently on Slack:

My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

Funny pro-tip quotes

Funny pro-tip quotes are the perfect blend of wisdom and wit 🤓✨, turning everyday advice into laughs 😂💡. Whether you need a clever twist on life hacks or just a chuckle to brighten your day, these gems deliver 😜🔥. Get ready to smile, learn, and share some seriously clever tips that don’t take themselves too seriously 🎉🙌!

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

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Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

27 shares on Instagram this month:

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

41 shares on X this month:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

21 shares on WeChat this month:

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

90 shares on X this month:

Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

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I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

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25 is the new 0 years old.

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I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on YouTube:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Live now on Slack:

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

Just shared via Instagram:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

Going viral on TikTok:

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

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