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  • Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

    Commentary:
    “Quick, freeze! 🧊 Let’s camouflage ourselves into the weekend and avoid Monday’s radar! 🚫⏰ Who knew invisibility was just mastering the art of sitting still? 😂 #MondaySurvivalTactics”

  • Are you a software update, because not now!

    Commentary:
    “Are you a software update, because not now! 💻🚫 Looks like this user is not ready for an upgrade…or maybe just needs a break from all the ‘improvements’! 😂 #TechTroubles”

  • I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

    Commentary:
    “Planning for the future like… 😴💤 Who knew napping required such diligent scheduling! Maybe we can pencil in a siesta for next week too? 📆😂 #FutureNapGoals”

  • *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

    Commentary:
    “Monday mornings got you feeling like you’d rather fake your own death than face the week ahead? 😅💻 Just remember, disappearing from existence might not be the most practical solution… but we totally get the impulse! Hang in there, friend. It’s just another manic Monday! 🌞”

  • Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

    Commentary:
    “Just one more cookie turns into a cookie party, just one more movie becomes a binge-watching marathon, and just one more minute magically multiplies into an hour! 🍪🎬⏱️ Don’t we all have a PhD in self-deception sometimes?”

  • My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

    Commentary:
    🌅 Faced with the toughest decision of the day: to live or not to live? That is the question! 😴 Who knew that ceiling could be so captivating, right? Maybe a little pep talk is in order to kickstart the day! 💪☕ #MorningStruggles #JustFiveMoreMinutes

  • Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

    Commentary:
    “No need to apologize, tardiness just means you were savoring the sweet taste of freedom for a bit longer! 😜⏳ #FashionablyLate”

  • Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

    Commentary:
    “Me, every morning: Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things…or talk to people…or adult in any way, shape, or form. 😴☕️ #NotAMorningPerson”

  • I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs adulting when you can just be a carefree pup soaking up the sun and receiving snacks on demand? 🐶☀️ Don’t worry, I’ll bring the snacks as long as you promise belly rubs in return! #DogLifeGoals”

  • I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

    Commentary:
    “Just call me a dedicated professional – waiting patiently for the inspiration bus to arrive 🚌💡 Or maybe I’ll just take a nap and hope it shows up in my dream instead! 😴✨”

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