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I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

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Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Breaking via Snapchat:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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Funny pun quotes are a delightful celebration of wordplay that’s so clever, it’s groan-worthy — in the best way! 😂🔤 Whether it’s a witty twist, a cheesy one-liner, or a pun so bad it’s good, these quotes prove that language can be downright hilarious. Because sometimes, the pun-chline is all you need to brighten your day! 😆🧀🎉

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Share →: So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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When Moses downloaded those stone tablets, it must have been the original 'cloud storage'! 😂☁️📜
6 days ago
Share →: I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

Commentary:
Sounds like your wifi needs a GPS to find the land of milk and honey! 🗺️📡📶
6 days ago
Share →: Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Commentary:
Atoms: breaking apart since the dawn of time, but still better at keeping secrets than I am at keeping WiFi connections stable! 😂🔌📶
1 week ago
Share →: Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

Commentary:
Guess I'm in for a long wait at the deutsche telekom, hoping the call doesn't end with a "Nein!" 📞😅 #LostInTranslation
1 week ago
Share →: Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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Who knew dairy math would lead to such udder madness? 🐄😂🥛
1 week ago
Share →: Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Commentary:
I'm all for this cause, just need a minute to get dizzy first! 🥴💪🍎
1 week ago
Share →: A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

Commentary:
Guess I was half asleep when I first heard that! 🐄😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

Commentary:
"Can you imagine trying to pick a winner? Rock, paper… oops, everyone's too distracted 😆👀✨"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

Commentary:
😂💥 "Because even the English language knows when to show some cheeky restraint! 🚀🍑"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

Commentary:
"Your tax return called; it wants a divorce! 😂💼💔"

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Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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Just landed via Reddit:

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

Shared recently on Slack:

They should invent a day where I don’t think.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

Trending via Telegram:

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

Seen just now on Threads:

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

She is both the storm and the shelter.

Seen just now on WeChat:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

Seen just now on TikTok:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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