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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

3 weeks ago

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

3 weeks ago

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

1 month ago

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

1 month ago

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

1 month ago

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

1 month ago

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

1 month ago

I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

1 month ago

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

2 months ago

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

2 months ago

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

2 months ago

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

3 months ago

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

3 months ago

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

3 months ago

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

3 months ago

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

3 months ago

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

3 months ago

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

3 months ago

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

3 months ago

Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

3 months ago