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"Guess he's dunking on sin now! 🙏🏀 #HolyHighJump"
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Funny pun quotes are a delightful celebration of wordplay that’s so clever, it’s groan-worthy — in the best way! 😂🔤 Whether it’s a witty twist, a cheesy one-liner, or a pun so bad it’s good, these quotes prove that language can be downright hilarious. Because sometimes, the pun-chline is all you need to brighten your day! 😆🧀🎉
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- I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”
- My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.
- I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
- The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.
- I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.
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Top Funny Pun Quotes 🔥
- I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.
- I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.
- Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.
- An electric car is just another electric chair.
- I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.
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