Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple. Posted on8 hours ago
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way. Posted on1 day ago
Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up. Posted on1 day ago
If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist? Posted on2 days ago
Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. Posted on3 days ago