175 Funny pun quotes

• I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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  2 hours ago

  cash, finance, humor, joke, pun, vitamin, wordplay

• Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

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  3 hours ago

  computer, humor, insecure, insecurity, joke, password, pun, security, technology, too, worry

• Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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  8 hours ago

  call, distance, exercise, fardio, humor, long distance, pun, running, wordplay

• If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

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  11 hours ago

  actually, creature, humor, joke, mythical, mythical creature, pun, realize, supernatural, transformation, unawarewolf, werewolf

• Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

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  12 hours ago

  animal, call, communication, conference, conference call, hold, humor, mouse, phone, pun, put, squeakerphone

• Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

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  12 hours ago

  every, falafel, food, fun, humor, language, pun, sound, wishes, word

• I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

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  19 hours ago

  change, changes, control, electronics, everything, humor, i, joke, just, pun, remote, remote control, technology, universal, universal remote

• I need to have a ginger ale about this.

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  20 hours ago

  ale, beverage, drink, ginger, ginger ale, humor, i, need, pun, wordplay

• I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

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  22 hours ago

  am, financial, financial struggle, fund, funds, humor, i, insufficiency, money, pun, struggle, too, wordplay

• May the algorithms be with you.

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  1 day ago

  algorithm, geek, geek humor, humor, pun, star, Star Wars, technology, wars

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