175 Funny pun quotes

• Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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  court, honor, humor, joke, lawyer, music, plea, pun, Wonderwall

• Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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  ankle, anything, high, humor, injury, joint, just, pun

• I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

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  3, activity, bald, bald guy, band, cover, cover band, funny name, guy, guys, hairless, Hairless Whisper, humor, music, name, pun, Wham, whisper

• Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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  guitar, humor, joke, music, pun, stay, stay tuned, tuned, wordplay

• He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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  fizzics, funny name, groundbreaking, humor, mr., Mr. Pepper, name, only, pepper, pun, research, science

• When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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  cleverness, critic, de, food, humor, i, nom, nom de plume, plume, pun, restaurant, under, writing

• Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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  bar, Binks, drinks, franchise, humor, opening, pub, pun, star, Star Wars, wars

• I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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  Cairo, culture, dance, Egyptian, humor, i, injury, need, practor, pun, tried, walk

• I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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  bathroom, humor, i, necessity, newspaper, newspapers, old, paper, pun, ran, resourcefulness, rough, rough times, start, times, toilet, toilet paper

• Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

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  calling, coworkers, day, drugstore, fired, first day, humor, joke, new, pharmily, pun, working, workplace

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