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919 Funny relationship quotes

Funny relationship quotes capture the humorous side of love and partnerships! From witty takes on couple dynamics to playful remarks about the ups and downs of romance, these quotes highlight the lighter moments that make relationships both challenging and fun. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the comedy in love!

1 month ago
View →: Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.
1 month ago
View →: The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.
1 month ago
View →: The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.
1 month ago
View →: Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.
1 month ago
View →: The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.
1 month ago
View →: Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.
1 month ago
View →: Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.
2 months ago
View →: Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.
2 months ago
View →: Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.
2 months ago
View →: Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.
2 months ago
View →: Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.
2 months ago
View →: My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.
2 months ago
View →: “You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.
2 months ago
View →: Tested positive for needing a kiss.
2 months ago
View →: Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.
2 months ago
View →: Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.
2 months ago
View →: “Likes your story” is a declaration of love.
2 months ago
View →: Unfollowers, take me with you!
2 months ago
View →: Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?
2 months ago
View →: The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.
2 months ago
View →: Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!
2 months ago
View →: I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.
2 months ago
View →: I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.
2 months ago
View →: I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.
2 months ago
View →: I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.
2 months ago
View →: The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.
2 months ago
View →: Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.
2 months ago
View →: If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.
2 months ago
View →: If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.
2 months ago
View →: I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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