54 funny reminder quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

Mar 31, 2026

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

Mar 31, 2026

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

Mar 31, 2026

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Mar 31, 2026

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

Mar 31, 2026

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

Mar 31, 2026

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Mar 30, 2026

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Mar 29, 2026

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Mar 29, 2026

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Mar 29, 2026

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Mar 29, 2026

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Mar 29, 2026

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

Mar 28, 2026

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

Mar 28, 2026