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Oh no, someone please lock the door! πͺππ
54 Funny reminder quotes
Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and donβt let shitty people kill your vibe.
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Laughter: your daily requirement of vitamin HA! Stay hydrated and remember, no one likes a vibe vampire! ππ§π«π§ββοΈ
Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.
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Netflix: the only friend who judges my life choices but stays for the binge πΏπΊπ
If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.
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Straightening my back is the closest I'll get to doing yoga today! ππ§ββοΈ
Somebody somewhere today donβt know itβs their last day with all 10 fingers.
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Oops! Someone's about to join the 9-finger club. πβπ€
Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.
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Sounds like I need to reboot my biological software because Iβm still buffering on step one! π½οΈπ€π
People who remember to drink water, whatβs that like?
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Hydration? Sounds like witchcraft to me! π§π§ββοΈπ
Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.
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Counting down the days until my job launches me into vacation mode like I'm boarding a one-way flight to Paradise! βοΈποΈπ
Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.
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When you realize that today is a "hug them with your words, not your hands" kind of day ππ€¦ββοΈ #KeepCalm ππ
If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.
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Looks like we're all out of remindersβmoving on to happier vibes! ππβοΈ