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Oh no, someone please lock the door! ๐ช๐๐
54 Funny reminder quotes
Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and donโt let shitty people kill your vibe.
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Laughter: your daily requirement of vitamin HA! Stay hydrated and remember, no one likes a vibe vampire! ๐๐ง๐ซ๐งโโ๏ธ
Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.
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Netflix: the only friend who judges my life choices but stays for the binge ๐ฟ๐บ๐
If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.
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Straightening my back is the closest I'll get to doing yoga today! ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Somebody somewhere today donโt know itโs their last day with all 10 fingers.
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Oops! Someone's about to join the 9-finger club. ๐โ๐ค
Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.
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Sounds like I need to reboot my biological software because Iโm still buffering on step one! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ค๐
People who remember to drink water, whatโs that like?
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Hydration? Sounds like witchcraft to me! ๐ง๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.
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Counting down the days until my job launches me into vacation mode like I'm boarding a one-way flight to Paradise! โ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐
Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.
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When you realize that today is a "hug them with your words, not your hands" kind of day ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ #KeepCalm ๐๐
If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.
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Looks like we're all out of remindersโmoving on to happier vibes! ๐๐โ๏ธ