Commentary:
"Bravery level: quitting your job without a safety net. These folks are living life on the edge, or maybe just really, really hate Mondays. 🤣💼 #NoFear"
20 Funny scared quotes
People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'ask a silly question, get a silly answer'! 😜 Embrace the madness and watch them run for the hills! 🏃♂️💨"
Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.
Commentary:
"Self-checkouts are like a mini adventure – scanning, bagging, and hoping that bonus item sneaks through without the machine noticing! 🤣🛒 #StealthyShopper #ScanAndDash"
I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.
Commentary:
"Imagine how stylish spiders would be with their eight tiny flip flops – they'd be ready for any terrain, from webs to sandy beaches! 🕷️🩴 Stay fabulous, arachnophobes 😄"
I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a legit reason to don a shark costume and embrace your inner predator! 🦈💁♀️ Just remember, you're a fearsome force of nature – and maybe keep the snappy comments to a minimum. 🩸😂 #SharkWeekRealness"
If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?
Commentary:
Still scared because my reflection said it's not going anywhere! 😱🪞🎃
My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.
Commentary:
"Parenting level: Bathroom Sentinel 🚽👀 Avoiding potential chaos by sacrificing personal space 😂 #MomLife #DadLife"
Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.
Commentary:
Taking a leap of faith into coupledom sounds thrilling, but the fear of successful love is real! 🏃♂️💔😆 #SingleSwanSong
Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.
Commentary:
🎃💀 Personally, I'd rather meet a rattling set of bones than a walking anatomy lesson with no chill! 💪😅
Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.
Commentary:
Who knew cars had such wanderlust? Hope it's not road tripping on my gas card too! 🚗💨🐴⛽