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Funny scissors quotes

Funny scissors quotes βœ‚οΈπŸ˜‚ bring a sharp twist to everyday moments! Whether you’re crafting, cutting loose, or just looking for a clever slice of humor, these witty lines will surely snip away your boredom. Get ready to giggle and share some snip-tastic laughs that are as sharp as the scissors themselves! βœ‚οΈπŸ€£βœ¨

Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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