Funny scissors quotes

• Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

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  22 hours ago

  arrival, competition, game, humor, paper, rock, scissors

• You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

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  1 day ago

  comparison, doing, frustration, funny observation, hands, hell, humor, observation, ones, pair, real, regular, scissor, scissors, serious, tool, wonder

• Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

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  2 months ago

  everyday, everyday life, funny observation, glasses, humor, irony, life, lost, observation, scissors, search, searching, worry

• You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

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  2 months ago

  always, both, kids, know, scissors, where

• If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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  3 months ago

  ask, communication, fingers, gesture, haircut, humor, i, know, mean, misunderstanding, motion, salon, scissors

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