Funny scissors quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

  Commentary:
  👓🔍 When you finally locate those elusive scissors, you'll realize your glasses have been on your head the whole time! 🤓 Who needs a treasure map when you have everyday items playing hide and seek? 🗺️🔍 #WhereAreMyGlasses #ScissorHuntChronicles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting tip: Want to keep track of your scissors? Don't have kids! 🤷‍♂️👶✂️ #ParentingStruggles #WhereAreMyScissors"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs words at the salon when your fingers can speak the universal language of haircuts? 💇‍♂️✂️ Just imagine the confusion if your fingers decided to do jazz hands instead! 🤣"

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