Funny seasoning quotes

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe vampires started the whole 'vampires hate garlic' rumor just to get us humans to season ourselves better! 🧛‍♂️🧄 Next time you reach for that garlic, just remember you might be preparing yourself as a tasty snack for Dracula!"

For even more funny seasoning quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny seasoning quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌