Funny seasoning quotes

• Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

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  3 weeks ago

  complaint, fast, fast food, food, fry, humor, McDonald’s, needs, road, salt, SALTS, seasoning

• Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

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  1 month ago

  cooking, ever, food, garlic, here, humor, irony, joke, just, lie, myth, seasoning, think, vampire

• Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

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  1 month ago

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• I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

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  1 month ago

  condiment, cooking, exaggeration, food, humor, i, kitchen, know, love, much, sauce, seasoning, soy, soy sauce, taste, too

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