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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

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All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

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Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

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They should invent someone who holds me.

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So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

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Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

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I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

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I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

Going viral on Twitch:

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Just shared via Twitch:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Seen just now on Slack:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

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