I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her. Commentary:Soy sauce: the ninja of condiments. One second you're flavoring, next second you're moving to a new shirt. 🍣🕶️🎨
Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them? Commentary:"Maybe vampires started the whole 'vampires hate garlic' rumor just to get us humans to season ourselves better! 🧛♂️🧄 Next time you reach for that garlic, just remember you might be preparing yourself as a tasty snack for Dracula!"
