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Funny seasoning quotes

Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Posted onJan 21, 2026

Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

Posted onJan 20, 2026

I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

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