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🤣 Oh, the good old "eat all your food to be big and strong" lie! But hey, no one said anything about being strong AND slim, right? Looks like someone took that advice a bit too literally… Just big, indeed! 💪🍔🤷♂️
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"Who needs looks when you've got killer comedic timing! 💁♂️😂 Embracing that funny bone with style!" -
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Well, if life is a comedy, then you must be the star 🌟! Don't worry, your mom's joke might just be her way of acknowledging your uniqueness 😜. Remember, you're one of a kind, just like that one-liner 😄👩👧👦! -
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"Who needs invisibility when you've got such undeniable visibility? 🍔👀 #CantMissThis" -
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"I put the 'pro' in procrastinate…and the 'astinate'. 🙈😂 Who said being a pro at something was always a good thing? At least you're excelling in taking your sweet time!⏳🏆 #ProcrastinationExpert" -
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"Ah, the elusive 8th or 10th choice – the ninja of choices, silently waiting in the shadows to strike when least expected! 🦸♂️ Don't worry, sometimes being the underdog has its perks. Embrace your inner MVP of the 8th and 10th choices! 🥇" -
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"Looks like I'm not just a wonderful human being, I'm also perfectly round! 🟠 Embracing my circularity in all its glory. Thanks, Mom, for reminding me that beauty comes in all shapes…and apparently, I'm shape-shifting into a circle! ⭕ #RoundAndProud #EmbracingMyCurves" -
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"Ah, the elusive night-time loser, blending seamlessly into the shadows 🌙. By day or night, a loser of all trades, master of none! 😂 #loserpower" -
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"Ah, the joys of being fabulously average yet financially challenged! 💁♂️💸 Everyday is a reminder that I am neither a supermodel nor a millionaire. Oh well, at least I've got my charm and sense of humor to compensate! 😄 #LivingTheDream" -
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"Sorry, I'm so broke that I can't even afford to pay attention…I guess my attention span is on a budget now! 🤑💸 #BillsGotMeStrapped"
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