263 Funny self-deprecation quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

  Commentary:
  🚗🎤 "My car singing hits high notes…literally! 🎶 It's like my talent took a detour while my volume hit turbo mode! 🤣 Maybe I should stick to showers for now! 💦🛁"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: my worst enemy is actually my own reflection. 🤷‍♂️🤣 #SelfHateGameStrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve been blocked by better.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, getting blocked is just another day in the Twitterverse 🤷‍♂️ No worries, I've been blocked by better! 💁‍♀️😂 #BlockGameStrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

  Commentary:
  "Sending out some self-love vibes to my extra weight! 💌 Maybe if I show it some love, it'll decide to leave me for someone else. 🏃‍♂️💨 #weightlossgoals #selfloveproblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m only dead on the outside.

  Commentary:
  "Well, you know what they say – it's what's on the inside that counts! 💀😂 But hey, at least you're keeping it lively on the exterior! 🌟 #UndeadAndProud"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

  Commentary:
  "Professional Pillow Fluffer: Because fluffing pillows requires zero motivation or talent, just pure dedication to comfort. 💤😂 #DreamJob"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

  Commentary:
  "Who said fitness couldn't be cheesy? 🧀💪 Crunching on those delicious Cheetos is definitely a cardio workout for your taste buds! 😄 #FitnessGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Birthday boy/girl demands zero attention on their special day! 🚫🎉 Let's grant their wish by celebrating in absolute silence… or with the quietest party ever! 🎂🤫 Who needs cake when you have peace and quiet, am I right? 😂 #BirthdayWish #IntrovertCelebration"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

  Commentary:
  "Person: *showering me with compliments* Me: Hold on, let me just sprinkle a little reality on this 🌧️💁‍♂️ #HumbleBragging"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My life is based on a true story.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "My life is based on a true story… but it could definitely use some better editing and a few plot twists! 📚✨"

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