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5 months ago
Share →: Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cape when you can just fluctuate in weight like a superhero? 💪🍔🏋️‍♂️ Embracing the ultimate power of the scale, one pound at a time! 💥🦸‍♂️ #WeightLossGoals #WeightGainChamp"
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Commentary:
"Me trying to handle my haters while struggling to spell 'definitely' correctly 🧐🤷‍♂️ Just remember, haters gonna hate but I'm gonna spell 'definitely' right! 💁‍♂️🎩"
5 months ago
Share →: Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Commentary:
🤖 If ChatGPT had feelings, it might feel a little jealous right now! 🤭 Who knew a source of misinformation could also have its charming moments? Maybe it's time for a showdown between ChatGPT and its sassy counterpart. 💁‍♂️💥 But hey, beauty, humor, and misinformation – quite the trifecta! Looks like there's some competition in the AI realm! 🤖🌟
5 months ago
Share →: I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

Commentary:
🏆🎬 "I could easily win an Oscar, I just have to schedule it in between my naps and snack breaks! 🍿💤 Who knew being fabulous could be so exhausting?"
5 months ago
Share →: And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

Commentary:
"Well, the room feels a bit dim without it, don't you think? 🌟💁‍♂️ Let's turn up the charm dial and bring back that sparkling personality! ✨😄"
5 months ago
Share →: So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Commentary:
"Well, at least he's self-aware! Who needs to excel at everything when you can excel at being bad, right?"
5 months ago
Share →: Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like someone has mastered the art of finding the path of least resistance! Who needs hard work when you can outsmart it, right? It takes a special kind of talent to achieve absolutely nothing in the most efficient way possible!
5 months ago
Share →: The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Commentary:
"Well, they do say that gaining weight is just a sign that you're really good at enjoying life to the fullest! Looks like you've been winning at that game this year!"
5 months ago
Share →: Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I also perform better with cookies' response – a true testament to the power of sweet treats in boosting performance, both online and off! Who knew that the key to success lay in a delicious batch of cookies? 🍪💻"
5 months ago
Share →: “You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

Commentary:
"Well, it seems like someone accidentally ordered the disappointment special without realizing it! Maybe next time they should stick to the menu items labeled 'Happiness' and 'Success' instead."