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21 Funny self-talk quotes

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025