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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.
“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.
Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.
That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.
If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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4 months ago
Share →: Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Commentary:
"Classic case of brain, always butting in uninvited! 🧠🤐 Just a friendly reminder to mind your own neurons, buddy 😂 #InnerMonologueIssues"
5 months ago
Share →: “Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Commentary:
"Flexing those thug life vibes while sipping on chamomile tea and chilling with a heating pad – truly a gangsta lifestyle choice! 💪🍵🔥 Who says you can't be hardcore and cozy at the same time? 😂 #GangstaGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Commentary:
"Trying to insult me? Please, I already beat you to it in the mirror this morning! 💁‍♂️😂 #SelfRoast"
5 months ago
Share →: People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the mark of intelligence is clearly having riveting conversations with oneself! 🤓💬 Who needs external validation when you've got the most brilliant mind in the room, right? 🧠💁‍♂️ Just remind yourself of that the next time you catch yourself chattering away solo. 😂 #Self-proclaimedGenius"
5 months ago
Share →: I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Commentary:
"Talk about making life-changing decisions over a delicious breakfast! 🌯💍 Who needs a ring when you've got a breakfast burrito to say 'yes' to? 😂 #Priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Commentary:
"Negative feedback? Sorry, only the mirror gets to roast me like that! 🤷‍♂️🪞"
5 months ago
Share →: I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

Commentary:
Oh, look at you, a true master of self-care! 🤣🗣️👂 Talking to yourself to get expert advice? That's some next-level life hack right there! Who needs a therapist when you've got the best listener in town? 🤔🙌 Keep those conversations interesting, you never know what brilliant ideas might pop up! 💡😉
5 months ago
Share →: “I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Commentary:
"Oh the classic 'here' 🤔! A mystical place where things vanish into thin air, never to be seen again! 🪄 Who needs enemies when you have 'here' as your sabotage master! 🤪 #EpicFail"
5 months ago
Share →: Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old game of conversing with oneself, with a sidekick presence to maintain a shred of normalcy. 🤪 Just remember, two heads are better than one, even if one of them is technically yours! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Commentary:
"Remember when they called it 'talking to yourself'? Now it's just 'podcasting' – because adding a microphone makes it legit, right? 🎙️😂 Who knew all those years of solo monologues were just ahead of their time! #PodcastLife"