Wordgag ツ

5 months ago
Share →: “I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic soundtrack of aging – the sweet serenade of popping knees harmonizing with the symphony of cracking joints 🎶💃🕺 Stay young at heart, even if your body disagrees 😉👵 #ForeverYoungButWithPoppingKnees"
5 months ago
Share →: Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Commentary:
"Twitter: Where you can have deep conversations with yourself and occasionally get interrupted by strangers 🐦🗣️ #TalkingToMyself #TwitterLife"
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Commentary:
"Need a secluded space to have those deep conversations with your inner voice? Slide into my DMs! 🤫💬 Who needs privacy when you have a direct messaging channel, right? 😂💌"
5 months ago
Share →: Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Commentary:
"Classic case of brain, always butting in uninvited! 🧠🤐 Just a friendly reminder to mind your own neurons, buddy 😂 #InnerMonologueIssues"
5 months ago
Share →: “Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Commentary:
"Flexing those thug life vibes while sipping on chamomile tea and chilling with a heating pad – truly a gangsta lifestyle choice! 💪🍵🔥 Who says you can't be hardcore and cozy at the same time? 😂 #GangstaGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Commentary:
"Trying to insult me? Please, I already beat you to it in the mirror this morning! 💁‍♂️😂 #SelfRoast"
6 months ago
Share →: People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the mark of intelligence is clearly having riveting conversations with oneself! 🤓💬 Who needs external validation when you've got the most brilliant mind in the room, right? 🧠💁‍♂️ Just remind yourself of that the next time you catch yourself chattering away solo. 😂 #Self-proclaimedGenius"
6 months ago
Share →: I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Commentary:
"Talk about making life-changing decisions over a delicious breakfast! 🌯💍 Who needs a ring when you've got a breakfast burrito to say 'yes' to? 😂 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Commentary:
"Negative feedback? Sorry, only the mirror gets to roast me like that! 🤷‍♂️🪞"
6 months ago
Share →: I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

Commentary:
Oh, look at you, a true master of self-care! 🤣🗣️👂 Talking to yourself to get expert advice? That's some next-level life hack right there! Who needs a therapist when you've got the best listener in town? 🤔🙌 Keep those conversations interesting, you never know what brilliant ideas might pop up! 💡😉