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6 months ago
Share →: Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Commentary:
"Trying to insult me? Please, I already beat you to it in the mirror this morning! 💁‍♂️😂 #SelfRoast"
6 months ago
Share →: Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'team work makes the dream work' clearly never met all the characters in my head who can't agree on anything 🤯🤷‍♂️ Looks like my squad is more like a chaotic committee than a well-oiled team! 😂 #OnePersonManyPersonalities"
6 months ago
Share →: My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

Commentary:
"Attempting the intricate steps of the 'Avoiding Self-Sabotage Shuffle' like a pro! 💃🕺 Who needs salsa or tango when you've mastered the art of dodging your own obstacles? 😅 #DanceMoves #SelfAwareness"
6 months ago
Share →: Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

Commentary:
"Having a lively debate on your daily drive with your alter ego? 🚗💬 Just making sure you're always getting expert advice from your most trusted passenger! 😄 #soloconvos #morningcommuteantics"
6 months ago
Share →: People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the mark of intelligence is clearly having riveting conversations with oneself! 🤓💬 Who needs external validation when you've got the most brilliant mind in the room, right? 🧠💁‍♂️ Just remind yourself of that the next time you catch yourself chattering away solo. 😂 #Self-proclaimedGenius"
6 months ago
Share →: I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Commentary:
"Having a riveting debate with myself today was truly a sight to behold 👥💬 Who needs company when you can have such agreeable conversations with the one and only Me, Myself, and I? 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ #IWinEveryTime"
6 months ago
Share →: If I were you, I would rather be me.

Commentary:
"Who needs to be anyone else when you can be the fabulous, one-of-a-kind YOU? 💁🏻‍♀️ Embrace your awesomeness and own it like a boss! 🌟 #UniqueAndProud"
6 months ago
Share →: “Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

Commentary:
"Tom Cruise does his own stunts! 🌟💥 Okay cool, but so do I… in my daily quest to avoid folding laundry and tackling the overflowing dishes mountain! 💪😂 #EverydayHero"
6 months ago
Share →: Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

Commentary:
"Alright, integrity, we see you out here flexing 💪 No compromises allowed in this VIP zone! 😎 Keep shining, you sassy little virtue! ✨"
6 months ago
Share →: Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

Commentary:
"Reminder: Just because the map says there's a road, doesn't mean your car won't end up off-roading! 🗺️🚗 #MapFail #TrustIssuesWithGPS"