Funny shining quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

  Commentary:
  🌞 "I hate the saying: 'Get up, the sun is shining!' What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis? 🌿 Maybe photosynthesis isn't such a bad idea… at least it's a bright idea for a lazy morning! Just don't forget to water yourself occasionally! 💦"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, The Shining truly captured the unique experience of being an only child – all those sibling-free corridors to ride your tricycle through! 🚲 No fighting over the remote or arguing about who ate the last slice of pizza. Just you, your thoughts, and maybe a haunted hotel. 😅 #OnlyChildVibes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

  Commentary:
  "🤣 Oh, what a plot twist! Turns out her knight wasn't shining but was just a dull 'tin' man in disguise! 🤪 That's like ordering a gourmet meal and getting a fast-food flop instead! 🍔 Lesson learned: always check under the armor for any hidden tinfoil! 🔍😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs vitamins and healthy living, when you have a healthy dose of spite and biscuits to keep you going strong until 90! 🍪😂 Granny's secret recipe for longevity! #SpiteAndBiscuits"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

  Commentary:
  "Monday morning be like… Here's Jack! 👀🚪😱 Who knew the real horror movie was starting the work week? #MondayStruggles"

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