Funny shining quotes

• I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  am, hate, humor, i, morning, photosynthesis, sarcasm, saying, shining, sun, wake, wake up

• Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  being, boy, child, childhood, horror, isolation, nail, only, only child, shining, sibling

• It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  armor, disappointment, expectation, humor, just, knight, moron, relationship, shining, sucks, tinfoil, woman

• My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  90, 90 years, advice, age, biscuit, grandmother, humor, life, life advice, live, longevity, nothing, shining, spite, year’s

• Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

  ---

  0

  2 months ago

  breaking, comedy, comparison, door, film, film reference, horror, humor, jack, Jack Nicholson, looks, Monday, morning, nicholson, reference, shining, The Shining

• You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

  ---

  0

  4 months ago

  armor, armour, humor, insult, just, knight, shining, under, Under Armour, wordplay

All funny shining quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌