Funny shoulders quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of striving for balance while literally carrying the weight of the world! 🌍💪 Just your friendly neighborhood Atlas casually trying to avoid getting a backache. Remember, it's all about that core strength and a good chiropractor! 😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

  Commentary:
  "Being around tall people gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'getting a leg up'! 🦵👀 If they ever try to lift you up, just pretend you're part of a trust fall exercise gone wrong! 😂 #ShortPeopleProblems"

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