Funny singles quotes

• Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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  1 month ago

  40, area, curiosity, dating, hot, hot single, humor, inflammation, joint, joint pain, over, over 40, pain, single, singles

• Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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  1 month ago

  area, date, dating, hot, hot single, humor, interaction, irony, loneliness, online, online dating, single, singles, social, social interaction, talk, want

• The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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  1 month ago

  area, dating, hot, hot single, humor, irony, joke, money, single, singles, wallet

• To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

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  1 month ago

  advice, ask, asking, humor, oath, people, relationships, secret, single, singles, success, tell

• I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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  1 month ago

  activity, dating, fun, fun activity, home, i, kids, marriage, night, relationship, singles, singles night, surprise, thought, wife

• A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

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  1 month ago

  app, dating, flirting, Fumble, humor, people, relationship, singles, social, suck

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