Funny singles quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the hot singles over 40 are not just asking for a date, but also for some health advice! Forget pick-up lines, they want to know your joint pain secrets instead! Who knew finding love could also mean finding the best anti-inflammatory remedy? #MatchmakingForPainRelief"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

  Commentary:
  "Hot singles in your area! They're like elusive unicorns – tempting but always out of reach. Better luck next time, champ! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the only hot singles showing interest are those dollar bills in your wallet . Who needs dating apps when you've got cash as your wingman? #MoneyTalks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

  Commentary:
  "Why are you still single?" they ask, unaware that singles are actually part of an exclusive secret society Their success lies in the mysterious oaths they've taken and the secret love potion they keep hidden in their mismatched socks drawer! #SingleAndSecretive #SquadGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

  Commentary:
  "Love has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you least expect it! Who would've thought a singles night would lead to a partner-in-crime who was busy managing a whole squad at home? #UnexpectedLoveStories"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

  Commentary:
  Introducing the newest way to find love for the socially awkward – 𝗙𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗹𝗲! Because stumbling over your words has never been so charming Who needs smooth lines when you can have adorable bumbles? Swipe right for awkward charm! #FumbleDating #FlirtingFailures

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