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Clearly, my phone thinks it's time for a bedtime face slam reminder!
462 Funny sleep quotes
Naps hit different when you’re using them to avoid being alive.
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When your spirit animal is a hibernating bear 😂😴🐻
WW3 is either gonna happen so fast you sleep through it, or it’s gonna last for the rest of your life.
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Looks like I'll need to set multiple alarms and stock up on popcorn just in case 🍿⏰😅
I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.
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Ah, the Sunday Scaries have declared an early victory! 😅🗓️🛌
Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you.
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Babies need an off switch like TVs 🎛️📺 Just click, and they're snoozing! 😴😆
I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.
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When sleep is a marathon and I just won the gold medal 🏅😴🎉
Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys are gonna get eaten by monsters.
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Who needs a guard dog when you've got an army of plushies fighting off the under-bed monsters? 🧸👾🛌
My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.
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Rise and shine, only to recline! 😴☀️
Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.
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Taking bedtime procrastination to an Olympic-level sport 🥇😴 Who needs sleep when you can win the "just one more episode" marathon? 📺😂
“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.
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Napping: my second favorite thing to do in bed! 😴😂