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Babies need an off switch like TVs 🎛️📺 Just click, and they're snoozing! 😴😆
458 Funny sleep quotes
I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.
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When sleep is a marathon and I just won the gold medal 🏅😴🎉
Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys are gonna get eaten by monsters.
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Who needs a guard dog when you've got an army of plushies fighting off the under-bed monsters? 🧸👾🛌
My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.
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Rise and shine, only to recline! 😴☀️
Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.
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Taking bedtime procrastination to an Olympic-level sport 🥇😴 Who needs sleep when you can win the "just one more episode" marathon? 📺😂
“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.
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Napping: my second favorite thing to do in bed! 😴😂
The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.
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Getting older means I've unlocked the superpower of being an alarm clock, even on weekends 🤦♂️⏰😂
You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.
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I'm starting to think my dreams have better plot twists than most TV shows 🍿😴🎬
It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.
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Who knew the ultimate bedtime boss battle would be a tiny human in pajamas? 😂🛌🎉
Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.
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My cat gets more screen time than I do! 😸📱😴