Funny soccer quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical transformation of a soccer player – from grungy to gorgeous, in a matter of seconds! It's like a high-stakes version of 'Extreme Makeover: Pitch Edition'! 💁‍♂️✨⚽️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the beautiful game of soccer – where 11 sad men reluctantly hand the ball over to the other team, who are the happy ones skipping away with joy! ⚽😂 It's a true tale of teamwork, persistence, and the fine art of nagging until harmony is reached on the field! 🤝 #SoccerReversedGoals

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