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Oh yeah, my "job" is definitely a "real" career… so I'm doing just "great" 😂✌️
274 Funny social interaction quotes
Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.
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Having an existential crisis every time I step outside: Are you my online buddies or just NPCs? 🤔🤖👀
I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.
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"Still waiting for my grocery store dance battle debut! 🛒🕺💃😂"
Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.
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So true! Just like I know my cat *only* meows at me because I'm special 😹🎤🍸
Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.
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Guess I'll have to change my name to "Whole Oat Soy Almond Coconut Non-Dairy" 👩🌾🥛😂
You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.
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Sure, but my comfort zone has snacks and Wi-Fi! 🍿📶
When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.
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That moment when you witness someone's vocabulary evolution. 🐣➡️🦅🧐📚
I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.
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Just when I thought I cracked the code to self-confidence, my brain goes, "Plot twist!" 🤔😂 #TrustIssues
Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?
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Is it too much to ask for some "silent mode" on extroverts? Asking for a friend… 🤫🎤😄
Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.
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Mastering the art of "ignore and walk away" like a ninja in heels! 🕶️💁♀️💃