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Guess it's time to make some billionaire jam! 🥄😜🍇
1333 Funny social quotes
You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.
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Just when you think you've seen it all, Facebook says, "Hold my WiFi!" 😂📱🙈
Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.
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When you're in the group chat just for the background noise 🎻😂📴
Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.
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Does membership include free peanuts? 🐘🤐🥜
The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.
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Adding "Let's talk about how much I love anxiety!" 😂📱💬
How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.
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Brows up, communication up! 😂🙌 #LazinessLevel: Expert
It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.
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As long as it doesn't come with a 90s soundtrack, I'm in! 🎶😅🙌
You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.
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Looks like I've leveled up to boss mode! When did life become an extreme sport? 🏋️♂️💪🤣
Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?
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That's literally my spirit animal: the disappearing ninja of awkward chats! 🥷😅💨
Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.
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Instagram: where the grass is greener and the filters are stronger 😂📸🌳