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Social distancing: the secret ingredient to people-watching without all that pesky human interaction! 🤔😂🚪🔒
1333 Funny social quotes
Social media is a great way to make new enemies.
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Social media: where you can miscommunicate with friends and make strangers your frenemies 😂🕵️♀️#OopsIDidItAgain
I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.
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Well, at least now I know where to keep my snacks during awkward conversations! 😂🙈 #Priorities
Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.
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Avoiding eye contact like I'm in a banana witness protection program 😂🍌🚫👀
A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.
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Sounds like you're ready to file him under "acquaintance" in the friend directory 😂📂🤝
Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.
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This is the perfect plan for social media FOMO 😂 Who needs sleep when you have memes 🌙✨
Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.
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When your detective skills are top-notch, but your job application says "unemployed" 🕵️♀️📱🤣
Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.
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Trying to convince my couch I'm having a wild night out 🍕🎉😎
I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”
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If we could DM for breakup details, popcorn sales would skyrocket 🍿😂📩
Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.
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Guess that makes me a genius in the Twitter-verse! 🤓🦗📉