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Caution: May cause uncontrollable laughter or unexpected eye rolls 😂🚫🙄
1328 Funny social quotes
Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.
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Probably not a great idea unless you've mastered the art of skipping phones instead of stones 😂📱💦
Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.
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When a ghost decides you're too spooky for them! 👻😂✌️
“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”
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Navigating their words is like trying to find logic in a reality TV show! 🤔💸📺
I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?
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That's the secret contract: one snort equals a date! 😂🤝
I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.
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Ready for tomorrow's episode of "Who Are We Mad At Now?" 📱🍿😆
Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.
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Guess my tweets are now considered "professional development" material 😂📈 #HRGoals
My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.
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When you spot someone you know and suddenly become an undercover agent on a top-secret mission 🕵️♂️🤫😂
I love having plans to cancel.
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Canceling plans is my cardio 😂📅🚫
I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.
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Who knew my inner thoughts had such an enthusiastic fan club! 🤯😂✨