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Awkwardness level: Jedi Master unlocked! 🧘♂️🤔✨
1328 Funny social quotes
Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.
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Screaming my best jokes to corn stalks, at least they won’t judge or boo me! 🌽😂📢
It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.
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Well, maybe if expiration dates were printed on foreheads, we'd all be a little nicer 😂🤝⏳
“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.
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Sounds like Gen Z is swiping left on procreation! 🚫📱👶
The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.
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Mastering the art of code-switching: going from fancy-pants to casual-dude in 2 seconds 🕶️👔➡️👖😄
Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.
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Oh no, now I'm obligated to wish them a happy birthday and pretend I didn't just forget… 🎉😅📅
Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?
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Guess some people think DMs stand for “Desperate Messages” 😂📬
Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?
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Trying to laugh at a video you can't even see properly is the ultimate test of friendship 😂📱🔍
Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.
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Trying to find someone cooler than me is like searching for a unicorn in a haystack! 🦄😎
Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.
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Mastering the ancient art of "I'm present," level: Grandparent Edition 👴🎶📵⚡