Funny spoiler quotes

• Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

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  2 days ago

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• Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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  5 days ago

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• A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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  2 weeks ago

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• “So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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  2 weeks ago

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