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Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.
2 months ago
A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.
3 months ago
“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.
3 months ago
Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.
3 months ago