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I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

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I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

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When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

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Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

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Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

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Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

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“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

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Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

Mar 30, 2026

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

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I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Mar 30, 2026

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

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Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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