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Wishing I could hit snooze on life's alarm clock! 😂⏰💤
263 Funny struggle quotes
I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.
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Rolling with style from the basement to the bottom floor! 😂📉⬇️
Sometimes I struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies.
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I completely get it! After a movie, I'm mentally preparing to save the world with a popcorn bucket and ticket stub. 🍿🎬🦸♂️
The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.
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Relatable content alert: proof that even I can't stand how awesome I am for a solid 24 hours a day 😂🤷♂️
Why do I have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day? Can’t she do anything on her own?
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Sounds like a full-time job with no benefits! 😂🤦♀️ #OverworkedAndUnderpaid
Being alive and sentient has been the worst thing to have ever happened to me.
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Proof that even my consciousness has buyer's remorse 😂🧠💭
I’ve spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn’t actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though.
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Still working on my PhD in stubbornness! 😂💼🎓
Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.
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"Imagine empath levels so high, even my phone has an auto-hang-up button! 📞🤣🧘"
I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way.
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Looks like my genes filed a restraining order against my glow-up! 💥🧬😅
What doesn’t kill you makes you wish it did.
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When life gives you lemons, just remember they're probably going to explode now. 🍋💥😅