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Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Santa’s elves listen to wrap music.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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Trending via Threads:

Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

Breaking via Slack:

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Breaking via YouTube:

Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

Shared recently on Threads:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Trending via Facebook:

This meeting could have been a cave painting.

Seen just now on Threads:

Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

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66 shares on Messenger this month:

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

59 shares on Slack this month:

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

98 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

39 shares on Telegram this month:

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

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I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

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I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

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On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on YouTube:

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Making waves on Discord:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Making waves on X:

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

Spotted on Messenger:

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Going viral on Reddit:

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Live now on Messenger:

You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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