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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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Trending via Facebook:

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Going viral on Messenger:

A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

Trending via Facebook:

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

Shared recently on Telegram:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Trending via LinkedIn:

I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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Funny suggestions quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to everyday advice 😄✨ Whether you’re looking to brighten someone’s day or share a laugh with friends, these witty gems never disappoint 😂💡 Get ready to turn simple tips into moments of pure fun and cleverness! 🎉📢 Let’s dive into some hilarious hints that’ll have you smiling in no time! 😎🔥

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"Next on your playlist: 'Professional Counseling Sessions' – they really hit all the right notes! 😂🎶🛋️"

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Absolutely! 📱💰 It's a two-way street, right? Perhaps we can start a new trend: "Text for policy change – limited time offer, act now!" 😉📝 #TextingPoliticians #GiveAndTake

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4 weeks ago

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🚦🚶 "Welcome to downtown – where the crosswalk signals play a friendly game of 'suggestions only' and you navigate through puddles hoping they're not secretly plotting to be giant pits of doom!" ☔️💦

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1 month ago

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Looks like your daughter has a quick humor processor and a perfect response algorithm installed! 😄👩‍💻 It seems like customer service skills are in her genes – must be a family feature! 🧠💬 #SassGameStrong

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Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Messenger:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Going viral on Instagram:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Seen just now on Instagram:

God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

Making waves on Twitch:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

Live now on Pinterest:

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Going viral on Threads:

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Making waves on Instagram:

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Trending via Messenger:

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

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