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Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Date night idea: fight another couple.

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I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

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Making waves on Reddit:

Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

Seen just now on X:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Spotted on YouTube:

My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

Just landed via Messenger:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Just landed via YouTube:

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

Freshly posted on X:

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

Making waves on Facebook:

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

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Funny suggestions quotes

Funny suggestions quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to everyday advice 😄✨ Whether you’re looking to brighten someone’s day or share a laugh with friends, these witty gems never disappoint 😂💡 Get ready to turn simple tips into moments of pure fun and cleverness! 🎉📢 Let’s dive into some hilarious hints that’ll have you smiling in no time! 😎🔥

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Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

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1 month ago

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If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

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2 months ago

able, asking, cell, cell phone, communication, humor, i, money, phone, policy, politicians, should, suggestions, text
Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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2 months ago

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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2 months ago

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62 shares on TikTok this month:

Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

50 shares on X this month:

Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

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I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,094

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17,246

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15,094

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Dec 22, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

Freshly posted on Threads:

When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

Live now on WeChat:

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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