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What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

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Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

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A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

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On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

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I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

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If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

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The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

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If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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