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Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on TikTok:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Just shared via TikTok:

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

Just landed via Facebook:

Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

Trending via Reddit:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

Trending via Facebook:

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Trending via X:

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Spotted on X:

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Trending via YouTube:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Breaking via Pinterest:

The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

53 shares on X this month:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

91 shares on Discord this month:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

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Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

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I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

You’ll never see Asian parents kissing, hugging, or in any form of romance, but boom, 5 children.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Seen just now on X:

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Seen just now on X:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

Making waves on Pinterest:

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

Going viral on Reddit:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

Trending via Slack:

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

Live now on Reddit:

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Making waves on Threads:

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

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