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Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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You can reach me by butterfly.

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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Share →: The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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"Ah, chocolate – the ultimate magician! 🍫✨ Now you see it, now you don't! It's like a delicious game of hide and seek that always leaves us wanting more. Who can resist the art of disappearing chocolate? 🎩😋"
6 months ago
Share →: Donuts hug you from the inside.

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"Who needs a warm embrace when you've got donuts hugging your soul from within? 🍩✨ Talk about delicious comfort food therapy!"
6 months ago
Share →: Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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"Raisins and grandmas have something in common – they both have wrinkles and are still sweet! 🍇👵 Who knew nature's snacks and aging gracefully had so much in common? 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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Well, if diabetes is the God of sugar, then I guess we mere mortals should consider cutting back on our sweet offerings to avoid invoking its wrath! ⚡🍬 Remember, everything in moderation, even when dealing with divine sweet-toothed deities! 🍰🙏

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

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Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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Seen just now on Threads:

Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

Trending via Facebook:

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Making waves on Messenger:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

Going viral on WeChat:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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