59 funny through quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Mar 30, 2026

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Mar 30, 2026

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

Mar 30, 2026

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Mar 30, 2026

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Mar 30, 2026

I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

Mar 30, 2026

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Mar 30, 2026

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

Mar 29, 2026

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Mar 29, 2026

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Mar 29, 2026

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

Mar 29, 2026

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

Mar 29, 2026

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

Mar 29, 2026

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

Mar 29, 2026

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Mar 29, 2026

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

Mar 29, 2026

I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

Mar 26, 2026

I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

Mar 25, 2026