Funny thunder quotes

• I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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  2 months ago

  adrenaline, am, excitement, feeling, freedom, heavy, heavy metal, honor, i, know, lightning, metal, music, nature, racing, smoke, thrill, thunder, under, wind

• Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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  2 months ago

  button, fake, guy, humor, joke, lightning, synchronization, thunder, weather

• I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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  2 months ago

  fleetwood, Fleetwood Mac, humor, i, irony, just, love, mac, music, rain, thunder, true

• Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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  2 months ago

  analogy, bodily, bodily functions, embarrassment, fart, functions, humor, nature, rain, thunder, urinate

• It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

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  5 months ago

  age, childhood, funny observation, lightning, matter, nostalgia, observation, old, sit, storm, thunder, watch, weather, window

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