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Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

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Just landed via Messenger:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Spotted on TikTok:

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Making waves on WeChat:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Seen just now on Slack:

The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

Trending via Messenger:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Just shared via Slack:

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Making waves on Telegram:

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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81 shares on Reddit this month:

When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

90 shares on Threads this month:

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

89 shares on Discord this month:

Happiness is an inside job.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

25 shares on Threads this month:

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

26 shares on Threads this month:

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

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Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

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If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

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“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Why do men stay in the car for minutes after arriving home?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Every cat is a little celebrity to me.

Going viral on TikTok:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Going viral on Slack:

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

Live now on YouTube:

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

Shared recently on Twitch:

The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

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