Funny thunder quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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  Commentary:
  "Your honor, I'm not sure who pulled me over… me or the wind! 🌬️⚡️😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Mother Nature needs to work on her sound production team! 🌩️🤔 Who's this mysterious thunder button guy and does he have a backup plan for those occasional delays? 😂⏰"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the accuracy of songs! 🌩️😂 Maybe 'thunder only happens when it's raining' is just a metaphor for life's unexpected twists and turns? Or perhaps Fleetwood Mac just magically summons storms for effect? ☔️🎶"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

  Commentary:
  "Let it rip like a true thunderstorm! 🌧️💨 Embrace the symphony of bodily sounds, for in the world of nature, even the rain ☔ needs a little thunder! Let your bladder be the sky and your fart the lightning! ⚡😄"

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