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Ain’t nothing better than knowing you were right when everyone else thought you were crazy.

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I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

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People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

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Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

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I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

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The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

Spotted on Telegram:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Just shared via Discord:

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Going viral on Reddit:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Seen just now on Discord:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

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A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

Just landed via Telegram:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

God saw you do that.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

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If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

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Just landed via Messenger:

Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

Trending via Snapchat:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

Freshly posted on X:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

Shared recently on Twitch:

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Shared recently on Instagram:

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Spotted on Slack:

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Seen just now on Slack:

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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