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Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

Going bananas on Discord:

We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

Live now on WeChat:

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

Shared recently on Messenger:

“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

Making waves on Threads:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

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16 shares on Telegram this month:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

80 shares on Twitch this month:

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

44 shares on Twitch this month:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

63 shares on TikTok this month:

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

42 shares on Slack this month:

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

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Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Just shared via Threads:

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

Going viral on Snapchat:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

Breaking via TikTok:

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Just landed via TikTok:

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

Going viral on Telegram:

If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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