Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Commentary:
"Good morning! May your coffee be stronger than your boss's weirdness today! ☕️😄 Remember, caffeine is the best defense against odd bosses and Monday blues!"

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Commentary:
"Well, it looks like the meek are busy trying to inherit the Earth today, but so far they're just getting some sunburn and maybe a few patches of grass 🌱🤔 #WaitingForTheMeekRevolution"

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

Commentary:
"Who said fitness couldn't be cheesy? 🧀💪 Crunching on those delicious Cheetos is definitely a cardio workout for your taste buds! 😄 #FitnessGoals"

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Commentary:
🌬️💨 Hold on to your hats, folks! This wind has no chill. Be careful out there, especially if you see your ex approaching like a tumbleweed in the storm! Who knew Mother Nature had a sense of humor too? 😂 #WeatherDrama

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, being kind never goes out of style 🔥🌎 Let's sprinkle some kindness around and hope we don't accidentally put out the flames! 😅🔥 #KindnessOverChaos"

Okay, that's enough todaying for today.

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

Commentary:
"Me after 5 minutes into adulting: Okay, that's enough todaying for today. 😂✋ #AdultingStruggles"

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Commentary:
"Seems like the art of procrastination has reached expert levels! 😅👩‍🎓 Don't worry, embracing the 'learning from mistakes' journey can always be postponed to some other day… or year! 🤷‍♂️📆 #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest"

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Commentary:
"January 1st: Feeling motivated to conquer the world! 🌟 January 2nd: *hits snooze button* Maybe world domination can wait until tomorrow… 😂 #NewYearStruggles"

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Commentary:
Looks like Mr. Mixed Signals finally made up his mind – today! 🙄🎉 Let's hope his feelings don't change faster than the weather! ☀️🌧️ #ConfusingCrushes

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Commentary:
"☕ Coffee is so last season, I'm ready to power up with the blood of my enemies today! 💪💀 Who needs caffeine when you've got revenge coursing through your veins? 😂🔥 #MondayMotivation"