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Funny weigh quotes

Funny weigh quotes bring a lighthearted twist to the ups and downs of stepping on the scale πŸ˜„βš–οΈ Whether you’re celebrating progress or laughing off those pesky pounds, these witty lines add humor to the journey πŸŽ‰πŸ’ͺ Get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even snort as you embrace the lighter side of weight struggles and victories! πŸ˜‚πŸŽˆ

I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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