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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

3 months ago

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

3 months ago

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

3 months ago

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

3 months ago

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

3 months ago

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

3 months ago