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Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

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I overthink, therefore I am.

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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The worst person you know is studying psychology.

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Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Going viral on Discord:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

Live now on Snapchat:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

Going viral on Discord:

Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

Spotted on Threads:

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

Making waves on Facebook:

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

Shared recently on Reddit:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

Broadcasted on X:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

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Funny wishes quotes

Funny wishes quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor 🎉 and a pinch of wit 😂 to any celebration! Whether it’s a birthday, anniversary, or just because, these laugh-out-loud messages keep the vibes light and the smiles wide 😄. Ready to spread some joy and giggles? Let’s dive into the world of hilarious and clever wishes that’ll have everyone chuckling nonstop! 🎈✨

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"Ah yes, the romance evolution: from quill and ink to Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V! 📜💌😂"

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"Grandma laying down the law, shutting down gangsta dreams! Looks like the only 'hood' you'll be reppin' is the neighborhood block parties."

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3 weeks ago

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Well, looks like Jesus Christ has taken up a side gig as a hotel room autographer! 😄 Making sure those Bibles are personalized with care. 🙏 Who knew JC had such a pen game? 🖊️ #HolySignatureGoals

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3 weeks ago

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"Ah, the bittersweet reality of dreaming big and living small! 🏠💭 Who needs walls when you've got imagination, right? 😅💸 #DreamHouseGoals"

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1 month ago

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Looks like Santa's gifting me coal while I spread joy and good vibes for Christmas! 🎅💸✨

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Why did the dictionary go to a Middle Eastern restaurant? It heard "falafel" was the life of the party! 😄🥙

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1 month ago

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Wishing for a "Sugar Daddy Santa" website where dreams come true and funds mysteriously appear! 🎅💸✨

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The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

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Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

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The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

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Just landed via Threads:

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

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Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Going bananas on Instagram:

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

Trending via Telegram:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Spotted on X:

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

Shared recently on Twitch:

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

Breaking via Discord:

Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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