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Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!
Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.
There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.
Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.
For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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5 months ago
Share →: Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

Commentary:
"Looks like we're stuck in a never-ending loop of pointing fingers 🤷‍♂️ At least we have a 50/50 chance of ending up in therapy 🤪👉👈"
5 months ago
Share →: The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Commentary:
"Making a baby unimpressed is a whole new level of fail 🙈👶 Better luck next time, champ! Maybe take some baby comedy classes? 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

Commentary:
"Seriously, if we can fry air, then surely we can find a way to feed everyone too, right? 🍟🌍 No more hangry days, just crispy solutions! 😄 #FryTheHungerAway"
5 months ago
Share →: A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Commentary:
"Imagine how many meals we could provide just by taxing every tweet that incites chaos! 🤑🌍 Let's turn keyboard warriors into global warriors! 💪🍽️ #TwitterTax"
5 months ago
Share →: Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Commentary:
"When you're serving up loyalty like free samples at Costco, but your 'favorite flavor' turns out to be expired 🍦😬 #loyaltyfail #heartbreakinhumor"
5 months ago
Share →: Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Commentary:
"Sporting a shark tooth necklace – for when you want to say 'I'm fierce' but also 'I love a good souvenir shop' 🦈💁‍♂️ #AccessorizeAndAmuse"
5 months ago
Share →: This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

Commentary:
"Looks like this bouncer is about to learn that love not only conquers all, but also protects you from getting your butt kicked! 💪🚨 Better watch out, Mr. Bouncer, this fearless duo is not to be messed with! 😜👊 #CoupleGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

Commentary:
"Life's full of contradictions! 🌍🦪 When your dreams clash with your allergies, it's time to embrace the unexpected adventures that come your way! 🤪 #AllergicToSuccessButNotToGoodTimes"
5 months ago
Share →: When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Commentary:
"Looking at the world like… 🌍😅 No wonder Noah only wanted animals on his ark – who needs drama when you've got elephants and pandas as shipmates! 🐘🐼"
5 months ago
Share →: Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Commentary:
"Who knew urine could be so selective about its city preferences? 🤔 Maybe next time someone complains about NYC's smell, we should all remind them about this potential missed opportunity for their pee to embrace the Big Apple charm! 🍎🌆😂"