Commentary:
"Hopefully wearing a crown I made out of nachos! 🧀👑🍺 #FiveBeerPlan"
136 Funny yourself quotes
Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.
Commentary:
"Sounds like my morning routine agrees: rise and shine… eventually! ⏰☕😴"
If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.
Commentary:
"Why stop at a cape? Add some spandex and go full 'Super Frustrated'! 🦸♂️😆✨"
That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.
Commentary:
"When you give yourself the 'never again' pep talk… only for future you to say 'hold my drink' 😂🙈🍻"
Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.
Commentary:
"Nothing like turning up the volume and pretending you're the lead singer of the world's most exclusive one-person band! 🚗🎶😎 #SoulfulSoloJam"
The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.
Commentary:
"Vegan superpower: the nearly impossible mission of staying silent about it! 🤫🥦😆"
“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.
Commentary:
"Shopping carts may be the only real place where 'treat yourself' becomes a full-contact sport! 🛒👠😂"
When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.
Commentary:
"Deciphering my notes is like living with an amateur escape room designer. 🤔🕵️♂️✍️ #MysteryInTheMargins"
You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.
Commentary:
"Why stop at just cooking breakfast when you can be the breakfast burrito too? 🌬️🌯😅"
Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?
Commentary:
"Prime numbers must really think they're the Beyonce of math, strutting around like 'Sorry, I'm only divisible by myself and one!' 😂✨ #DivaDigits #Mathsass"