Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

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Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

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“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

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Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.