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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat t…

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat t…

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Cows: 1 point for cuteness, 2 points for cheesiness 😂🐮🍔

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, animal lover, cheeseburger, contradiction, cow, double, eat, eating, food, humor, i, lol, lover on Jul 16, 2025 by slickboy.

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