I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Dream goal: mastering the art of the purr-fect nap 😺💤 Zero stress, just whisker bliss! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day. Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works. I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated. I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever. Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.