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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

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I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

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Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

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Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.