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Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

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2 months ago

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It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

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4 months ago

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Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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2 months ago

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My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

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2 months ago

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Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

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3 months ago

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I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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2 months ago

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Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

20 shares on Slack this month:

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

47 shares on Slack this month:

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

20 shares on Telegram this month:

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

27 shares on Twitch this month:

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

Going viral on YouTube:

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

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An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Trending via Reddit:

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

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I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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