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"Well, if we keep hitting 'rewind' on New Year's, are we stuck in a perpetual loop of Monday blues? 🔄🤔 Here's to hoping we finally get it right in this cosmic game of trial and error! 🎉🥂"

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They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

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Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

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Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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11 shares on Messenger this month:

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

95 shares on WeChat this month:

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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Making waves on Instagram:

May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

Just shared via Threads:

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Spotted on Twitch:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

Making waves on Telegram:

Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

Trending via Reddit:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

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I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

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They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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