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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

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“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

51 shares on Slack this month:

I’m ready to try another planet.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

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I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

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When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

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A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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