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If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

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Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

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I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

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Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.