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To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.

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Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

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What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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I overthink, therefore I am.

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Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

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I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

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