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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

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Is this simulation from Temu?

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

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Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

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I would prefer not to.

I would prefer not to.

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"When the universe asks for my energy levels on Monday mornings: 'I would prefer not to.'" ๐Ÿ˜ดโ˜•โœจ



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