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I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

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When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

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If I say I love you, itโ€™s just the apocalypse talking.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

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I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

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My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

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I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

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Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

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Iโ€™m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. Thereโ€™s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

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I highly recommend getting yourself a โ€œHow can I helpโ€ partner and not a โ€œYou will be fineโ€ partner.

Going viral on Telegram:

My account is fake, Iโ€™m actually your probation officer.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Live now on Pinterest:

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Live now on Twitch:

In high school I was voted โ€œmost likely to hold a grudgeโ€ and Iโ€™m still mad about it.

Making waves on Threads:

Anytime a guy says โ€œthatโ€™s what she saidโ€ always reply with โ€œyeah, but not to youโ€.

Shared recently on X:

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

Just landed via Discord:

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Making waves on Facebook:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, Iโ€™m bad. At everything.

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“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with โ€œJesus Christโ€.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This gingerbread house isnโ€™t even close to fire safety codes.

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

99 shares on Discord this month:

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but donโ€™t get to show anyone until I die.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen Iโ€™m using.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

10 shares on Discord this month:

The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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Be nice to your childrenโ€™s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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Dude, weโ€™re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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I love being outside, just not when itโ€™s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

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When the weather gets warmer, I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesnโ€™t get too warm, then I will be stoppable.

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The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestantโ€™s life forever.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has shared:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ณ has viewed:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฏ has viewed:

Not to brag, but I donโ€™t fight with people on the internet.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ has bookmarked:

I love being left to my own devices. Itโ€™s like yeah, these are my devices.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ณ has viewed:

I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ผ has copied:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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Seen just now on Twitch:

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

Trending via Messenger:

Keep scrolling, Iโ€™ve got nothing.

Just shared via Twitch:

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

Shared recently on Threads:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Spotted on Twitch:

โ€œIโ€™m great at saving money, as long as I donโ€™t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.โ€

Making waves on Pinterest:

It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

Going bananas on YouTube:

If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

Seen just now on X:

I think Iโ€™m about six months away from the perfect โ€˜beforeโ€™ picture.

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